I have the heart of a lion, and the circulatory system of a lamb.

“I was once in a battle trying to fight my way out when I realized it’s better t…”

“I want to have a punctuation mark on my face. I’d like to shape my mustache int…”

“It’s very hard to whisper in your own ear. Love is an art, but as an artist, I …”

“A brick could be placed in the trunk of a car manufacturer’s competitor, to inc…”