I have the world’s third largest fourth place. I keep it in my empty trophy cabinet, next to all my love.

“I notice your absence. I notice your non presence and reflect on the time you w…”

“I’m not interested in driving a racecar, but I would love to cruise around in a…”

“If laughter came in paste format you could squeeze out of a tube, I’ll bet nine…”

“I’m 30, and his daughter is 18. He said I was too old for her. So I asked him i…”