I have three sets of humor. One I keep in a bag of salt, because it’s the dry one.


“I have bread, water, and love—what more can a man ask for? How about pasta, win…”

“The problem with ebooks is you can’t get booger smears on the pages.”

“A shiny metallic fridge is like a mini skyscraper. And the guy in my fridge, he…”

“I type as fast as a ten-legged man who just had eight legs chopped off runs.”