I have three step brothers and one step sister. It’s like a staircase, and I am the slinky.

“Beer has that Olympic medal color,” Rot replied, “but does it have a winning ta…”

“If the world were coming to an end tomorrow, I’d probably call in sick to work.”

“A brick could be used as a hammer. A brick could be both a tool and a building …”

“I ought to fire one of my two employees into the other one’s asshole.”