i have to cross the river of extreme awkwardness in order to get to the paradise on the other side.

“I want you to be honest with me. Even if it hurts. Although I would prefer for …”

“me giving my mom romantic advice is kind of like a goldfish giving a snail advi…”

“I wake up feverish, sore, uncomfortable.Is it sickness or is it heartbreak?I ca…”

“The key to a successful relationship isn’t just in the words, it’s in the choic…”