I haven’t been feeling like myself lately. No, I’ve been feeling like my clone.

“I steal cracker packets. I hoard them. Once my collection is large enough, I’ll…”

“If girlfriends were knees, I'd love to have both of mine replaced. That way, it…”

“Lost dog. Looks like a chicken. If found, do not attempt to feed it scrambled e…”

“I’m not a king, but you can call me His Royal Hoorayness. If you did that, I’d …”