I haven’t had a birthday party in a while, probably because I’m not really into celebrating myself. Especially not for an achievement (the creation of me) that I did not contribute too.

“The only thing politicians serve is their own interest. Public servant has morp…”

“When I think of the Middle Ages I think of castles, Catholicism, and taking you…”

“She said “I love you,” and I said the only thing I could say: “How about every …”

“I practice karate moves when I think nobody is watching. It’s all part of being…”