I haven't personally met God yet, but when I do, I'll ask him if he still believes in you. I'm sure he does.

“A blanket could be used to save your marriage. If only your spouse is invited u…”

“Me and my girlfriend aren’t a good fit. Her clothes are much too small for me.”

“It’s times like these I wish I had a watch. It’d also be nice if it was broken.…”

“I can see why they say golf is an expensive sport to play. If you have to drop …”