I haven’t spent my time trying to duplicate my success. But only because I haven’t had any yet.

“Before I die, I want to change my name to "Here," so that my tombstone could si…”

“When I’m feeling down, I make myself a big bowl of Up Soup. The bowl only looks…”

“Grow a garden. When there’s a food shortage in the future, you’ll need it. And …”

“I met a man named Birthday. I didn’t tell him when I was born, because I though…”