I hear phonetically on the phone. Toiletries sounds like toilet trees to me.

“She had two lips like strawberries, and the seeds gave her kisses texture. I pr…”

“How can I clearly see what’s wrong with someone else, and then look at myself a…”

“What has four wooden legs and hangs out in a bar? If you answered a barstool, y…”

“I don’t make love. But I do have it made in China. It’s just more cost effectiv…”