I hung a large pizza over my window, because it was more delicious than curtains.

“Why fly in a space ship when you can just park it in my driveway? I’ll even mov…”

“I don’t know what’s in the box, but I love it. Unopened gifts contain hope.
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“The sun is a flower, and it burns my goddamn nostrils like the scent of love, w…”

“There’s money to be made with a name like Cash. I should print myself into popu…”