I hung the plaque on the wall, right next to the floss.

“Love is a bridge between your future and mine. A bridge constructed entirely ou…”

“I waste more time trying to save time than I would if I were merely inefficient…”

“Love is like a door knob that I’ve mistaken for a shower handle, and I’m trying…”

“At the bar, I asked her what she’d like to drink, hoping she’d reply, “Your sem…”