I imagined loading the God of the Sea into a taxi and taking him to the Upper East Side.

“I should throw you off this building minus the flying horse and see how heroic …”

“Braccas meas vescimini!"I wasn't sure where the Latin came from. I think it mea…”

“You see gods have great power, but only humans have creativity, the power to ch…”

“I turned to Thalia. ‘I’ll hold the flower while you beat up the thief?’She sigh…”