I inherited my sense of passion and romance from the Romans. Specifically Nero and all the fire he possessed.

“The months roll by like wheels on a wheelchair. Pretty soon it’ll be July. Feel…”

“I’ll write something that’s 111% true. It’ll be so true that it’ll be 100% fals…”

“Like ice, this economy is more fluid than ever. Thanks, Washington, DC!”

“In a victory speech, I like to thank the opposition, because without their help…”