I is not only a letter, I is me. So in that respect, I guess I am a simple guy.

“I’m sleepin’ in your pee pee, and I’m dreaming of what could be.” That’s just t…”

“Normal is made up of two friends—Norm and Al. That’s twice the number of friend…”

“Somebody dialed the wrong number trying to reach me, but I didn’t pick up becau…”

“My ex girlfriend said she’d never cheat on me. Well, she did—with an accountant…”