I just baked a cake in the shape of a door. Somebody’s knocking now, so let me get that.

“I find it hard to fold clothes. Especially if I’m wearing them.”

“I like to feel like just one of the guys. Especially when I hang out with the g…”

“Please, come in. Let me open the air conditioning vent so you can squeeze throu…”

“My rules are as follows: don’t follow, unless there’s a fire. And in that case,…”