I just bought an extra large mustache, to wear as a toupee.

“I’m in a biker gang. We deal in drugs. Our chapter president is Lance Armstrong.”

“Like a 9-5 business at 4:59 pm, her legs were open.”

“Just by looking at a picture, I can tell a lot about a person. Right off the ba…”

“I know 20 ways to count from 1-19.”