I just don't want to die without a few scars.

“These distraction-oholics. These focus-ophobics. Old George Orwell got it backw…”

“When you look for these support groups, they all have vague upbeat names. My Th…”

“You ever wonder when god's coming back with a lot of barbecue sauce?”

“It’s weird to think the place where we’re standing will only be a point in the …”