I just peed in the sink. Why? Because there was already somebody in the bathtub.

“Extended family is great. If you want to know how extended your family is, just…”

“Last night the secrets of the universe were revealed to me, and they had nipple…”

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“Dark Jar Tin Zoo’s face is sallow, his cheeks sunk in, and he looks like Edvard…”