I just realized my reality, and I’d like to say No Thanks. I’m going back to sleep.

“The chimes were clinging in the wind. Or were they clanging, and clinging to ho…”

“I’m not selfish. I’d gladly give someone’s life, a more valuable life than my o…”

“The cute girl at the bar asked for my number. I told her I’m number one. Then I…”

“If you make guns illegal, the only people who will have them will be criminals—…”