I just received the message she left earlier today. She left the message yesterday, but she left today. Now I feel like leftovers, but I don’t feel like leftovers. I need to cook and eat a fresh meal to not think of myself as yesterday’s fresh meal.

“I’d imagine if you called me Cherry Cheeks, it’d make me blush like a salad.”

“I should charge my bank money every time I endorse the back of a check. What is…”

“A brick could be used to satisfy your hunger—and satisfy my curiosity.
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“I cried so hard after I put my cat to sleep. I guess I shouldn’t have cried so …”