I just starred at him like he was trying to sell me the Sham-wow and the Slapchop for only $19.99

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“Out, out, thou strumpet Fortune!" I cried with all the venom of Charlton Heston…”

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“When he said to give him the sword, I don’t think he meant for you to stick it …”