I just stepped in shit, and now I’ve got political rhetoric all over my shoes.

“Whenever I drink, I always have one too many. Of course, I only ever drink one.”

“A brick could be used like the point where always meets never. I mean come on, …”

“I loved her so much, but she vanished from my life. She didn’t just suddenly di…”

“I want to sign a treaty with a cripple that will be both valid and, like the ow…”