I keep forgetting that rules are only for little nice people.

“But Calvin is no kind and loving god! He's one of the old gods! He demands sacr…”

“Talking with you is sort of the conversational equivalent of an out of body exp…”

“I'm a man of few words.""If you read more, you might have a larger vocabulary.”

“I'm a 21st-century kid trapped in a 19th-century family.”