I keep my fears chained up in the basement, along with a few of my foes.

“A blanket could be used to improve the quality of your trumpet playing. Wrap th…”

“A blanket could be used as a distraction. Wave it to the right, while you loot …”

“I always lift both lids of the toilet seat before I pee. Then I sit down while …”

“I put two bricks side by side in the grass and called it a race. Neither one mo…”