I keep odd hours. I keep them stuffed under my mattress.

“He wanted to pay me in agriculture, but I told him, "I need something that's go…”

“If you drive the same car as me, and have been in a fender bender, I’ll think, …”

“My hair is turning the color of my answer. Maybe I should say yes to keep my ha…”

“Not only am I not my dad’s favorite child—I’m his only child.”