I keep the ketchup in the fridge, though from now on I’m going to keep in the bottle. Less messy, I figure.

“A meow’s a sound I want to look at. And after I see it, I want to pet it.”

“I grew a mustache, and I grew it in my garden. My mustache is organic, and will…”

“My cat stood still like a furry statue. I wanted to go pet it, but I ended up p…”

“She was very close to my heart. Even though we were separated by a distance of …”