I killed a flea this morning. I may have been a bit overzealous, because I accidentally killed the cat too.

“Walking along the sidewalk and staring at the street, I couldn’t help but wonde…”

“I had a hand in getting my clone employment. I gave him a handjob.”

“It’s hard to hear over the racket of gunfire. Politicians want to talk about wa…”

“A brick could be used to increase your annual sales. But before you can sell, y…”