I killed him, but that doesn’t mean I enjoyed every second of every month of the torture process.

“Love is like jumping out of an airplane with no parachute. But there’s no need …”

“My initials are J.O.K., and then there is a silent "E" on the end. And not only…”

“The car wash sign said, “Free Vacuums.” So I told them I wanted a high-powered …”

“I opened a storefront with a 6’ ceiling. I did it for the low overhead.”