I know great art when someone doesn’t wash their hands after making it. And not only did Duchamp not wash his hands, but he didn’t even flush!

“Scars are proof man isn’t perfect, though constantly getting closer.”

“I was joking about my clones to my family when my uncle Herman said, “Don’t do …”

“I’ve been to 8 Mile. I condensed a half marathon into it.”

“I lay warm in bed like a melted marshmallow in a graham cracker. I really wish …”