I let the feeling wash over me, and then I dried off with a fur coat and went for a walk on my unicycle.

“I am the William Wallace of love. Wait, no I’m not, I’m the Robert the Bruce.”

“A blanket could be used for anti-population-control purposes. Get naked and get…”

“I’m so smart that I make everyone around me smarter. I do this by being dumber …”

“I am the alligator of love. But I’d make better boots than a lover.”