I like cup holders—in cars, as well as in jockstraps.

“I inherited a pound from my British uncle. I’d have rather gotten a dollar, bec…”

“When I need to be in two places at once, make two decisions at once, that’s wha…”

“I’m the Director of Redundancy. I’m also the Director. I make love like I make …”

“As early as 1,000 BC, man had to wait nearly 3,000 years to talk to me. And my …”