I like great music, but who doesn’t? Oh yeah, deaf people.

“She loves me. She must, because she left flowers in the fridge from her date. S…”

“My penis is seven. Not years old or even inches. No, my genitalia is the prime …”

“We all need something to embrace, even if it’s just our own torso.”

“If I were a box of cereal, I wouldn’t want to talk about myself any more than I…”