I like how volcanoes rumble before they erupt, as if to say, Get the hell off me.

“A brick could be used to squiggle your signature with. And while you’re in the …”

“I’m as American as de Tocqueville.”

“A blanket could be used to suppress yawns. Just curl up in the technological wo…”

“I hear what you say in what you don’t say, you see, because I’m a Helen Keller …”