I like ice cream with my cake. But in moderation, and not like five gallons with a cupcake. For that much ice cream, I’d need at least two cupcakes.

“My brain is an amazing machine. Too bad I can’t take credit for it. As brillian…”

“I went to school to be a comedian. I was always cracking jokes in class. And af…”

“I haven’t been feeling like myself lately. No, I’ve been feeling like my clone.”

“I don’t run errands. Usually I jog.”