I like mirrors as much as the next guy, except if the next guy is my clone.

“The idea of adultery is like a soccer ball. Yeah, you might kick it around for …”

“I’ve got a way with love. Away with love.”

“I always wear gloves when I wash my hands. That’s also how I make love, and if …”

“If I told you I don’t tell lies, that itself would be a lie.”