I like my spaghetti like I like my women. All over my shirt.

“A brick can be used to represent a ruin, or the beginning of new construction. …”

“This is a pickup line that’s sure to not work: I want to inquire if you’re in c…”

“I need to lay low for a while. I’ll be on my stomach, trying not to arch my bac…”

“More than normal. Mornal. Or is it Mormal?”