I like sex. Let’s get a group together. You know, for a better discount.

“My wife won’t talk to me, but that’s OK, because it’s not like I’d listen if sh…”

“If Warren Buffet made chocolate, I’ll bet it’d be really rich. And corrupt.”

“I had a hot date last night. Things were going well so I took her back to her h…”

“I have assigned myself a Hooray Factor of five. This is the top level, and is t…”