I like spending all my time making things with my hands. Mostly I make love to myself.

“My handyman is handicapped and oh so handsome, because he’s my clone.”

“I’m very proud of my body of work. You should see it naked sometime.”

“I went to a homosexual high school. I graduated top in my class. I couldn't ima…”

“Instead of putting a Band Aid on your cut finger, why not just amputate at the …”