I like spending time with my family. And if you have the same last name as me, we might be family. I’m an orphan, so I was hoping we could hang out.

“I am the tomato of grapes. I am the cherry of tomatoes. I am the red fruit of l…”

“I’m angry as hell. I’m angry for all the people who should be angry but aren’t,…”

“Can you drop me off at work? Just pull up to the front and pop the trunk and I’…”

“A blanket could be used as a Portable Night Generator. Just stretch it over you…”