I like the New York Times. I only wish it were softer, and more like toilet paper.

“After dinner I told her I wouldn’t put away the plates, because I might cause a…”

“I opened a storefront with a 6’ ceiling. I did it for the low overhead.”

“Dreamland, I couldn’t stay away, because I couldn’t stay awake. I traveled ther…”

“My baseball team is called the I Ams. Just me and my clones on the roster. We’r…”