I like to schedule dentist appointments for March 32, otherwise known as April Fool’s Day.

“Both things have pros, and both have cons, but I think the pros and cons equal …”

“The best way to get America back to work, and reduce our deficit, is hire all t…”

“The birds bark my name, and I meow theirs in return. I may be a bit mixed up ab…”

“I don’t understand the game of Cricket. But I do get the game of Noisy Night In…”