I like to switch things up by keeping things the same. People never expect it.

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“I don't like musty smells. I much prefer less definitive fragrances, like the s…”

“I went to visit my dad. He didn’t say a word to me. Or if he did, I couldn’t he…”

“A blanket could be used to attract a potential mate. I’ve already got my mate. …”