I like watching water drops drip off my eyelashes. Reminds me that I’m not the Desert of Love.

“I’m a guy who respects boundaries. I require a passport for interpersonal trave…”

“I remember my first cell phone number still. I may call it and ask to speak to …”

“Love is the most amazing feeling in the world. Let me double check. Yep, love i…”

“Return something not for the possibility of a reward, but for the joy of giving…”