... I like your Jesus ... there's no doubt he was a great sadhu, most likely trained in India, but you know, he was wrong about God. God is not a judgemental giant sitting up in heaven, it's a force within us all - we are light bulbs in the electrical system of the universe.

“There's millions of gods, beta, but all represent aspects of three, and all thr…”

“Brahma is the Generator, Vishnu the Organizer and Shiva the Destroyer. Together…”

“I've learned much from the land of many gods and many ways to worship. From Bud…”

“Mild-mannered Abe, however, is Tarzan of the traffic jungle. He knows the stric…”