I look at a woman’s shoes, not to tell how sexy she is, but to determine how sexy she feels.

“I would give you all my love, but I’m afraid I’d get nothing in return. And com…”

“I carry a door with me wherever I go, because one, it’s symbolic for the opport…”

“He had a ten-gallon hat that hid a twenty-gallon fish tank inside his transluce…”

“When I go to a restaurant and they say, “How many in your party?” and I say, “O…”