I love conducting double blind experiments with unsuspecting peeping Toms.

“I want a driveway so long you couldn’t see the end of it even if you were 26.1 …”

“I called to tell her I loved her, which was smart, because if I’d have done it …”

“Is that a vagina in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?”

“I wouldn’t want to work in a nursery, because I can’t deal with children. Or be…”