I love in all directions, except southeast. Don’t ask me why, because I already told you where. Also, don’t ask me who, because the list of who I love is as long as a phone book, though arranged by height, and not alphabetically.

“I’m not a big car guy. I like compact cars.”

“If you tell me I look like someone you know, I might get panicked and think you…”

“I am the sphinx of love. But I didn’t used to be. I used to be a sphink—which h…”

“I kiss like a skyscraper meets the sky, only with less scraping and more vertig…”