I love like an albino. But I don’t want to get sunburned, so would you please pass the ketchup?

“Would you mind terribly if instead of serving desert, I masturbated quietly at …”

“You could say my book is the best book ever (or worst book ever), and it wouldn…”

“I can envision your success all day long, but until you imagine its reality, it…”

“I won’t be lulled by the lullaby, when what waits after is eternal sleep.”