I love Mr. Darcy

“My mouth is full of Oreo, ice cream, fudge, and Cool Whip, so I just nod.This i…”

“Jack's height comes from his mom. She has one of those weird "I'm taller than m…”

“Much. so there is free dessert involved here." I put my hand to my forehead. "o…”

“Mom is talking to Jack. "I hear you're interested in zoo animals."I snort. Ther…”